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Floss Demotivational Poster

MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.


TAGS: flossing good for you best done at home sniff fingers
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by steph1

Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:14 pm
deerbag - March 1, 2011, 4:02 pm
is that feces on your finger
Moshe - March 1, 2011, 12:46 pm
My dentist sez...only floss the ones you plan on keeping. excellent!!

HYGIENE - Always floss between meals!

SUMMER TEETH - Summer teeth are there summer teeth are gone.

TAGS: only floss the ones you want to keep
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:14 pm
Whatever! I'm putting those Scorpion traps back in the breakroom!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:10 pm
He didn't, really. He just encouraged me a very little.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:09 pm
Ah ha!! He said he had nothing to do with it! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:05 pm
And don't forget GS told me it was a good idea when I asked him... Get angry at him! ;)
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 5:03 pm
I know, no harm done, it was the BEST April fools joke I've have played on me for years! LOL
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 5:02 pm
I'm sorry... kinda. LoL It WAS April Fool's Day. And by the time you managed to make another account to PM me, I'd already unbanned you! See? No harm done. :P
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
I was sweating bullets and freaking out!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:56 pm
That was... an exceptionally funny day. :D
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:55 pm
I still don't know what the big deal was, I mean I hacked the server sure, and maybe dropped in a virus or 2, and maybe stole account information, but banning me for it? Sheesh! Take a joke! ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
Heh heh... Teach you to conspire against motifake.
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:53 pm
That wasn't from the ban hammer Jake, maybe a "hammer" but certainly not the ban hammer.
R.S.Jake - May 26, 2010, 4:51 pm
She will too! I still have the scar!
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:50 pm
I'll ban whatever I want! *stomps*
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:49 pm
No crying, you didn't make it and you are a mod. Chin up....*looks around* don't ban me please.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
Oh, hey, thanks! I mean, I KNEW I was retarded, but you didn't have to rub it in. :( LoL
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
O well now that just makes this one pretty retarded. I see no funny.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:26 pm
(I will sometimes answer my phone, "Brandle summer home; summer home, summer not!")
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 4:25 pm
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I dont get this? Anyone?

FUR IS DEAD - Then shave...god going down on a peta member is like sleeping face down on shag carpet.

TAGS: nasty pubes will floss your teeth
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by stygian616

Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 9:05 pm
Yes, fur is dead. Why on Earth would you want to wear a coat from an animal still alive? It might try and bite you! Silly PETA and their shenanigans... Will they ever learn?
frixxxx - February 25, 2010, 9:22 am
SBWilly, it makes perfect sense...If the pits can be braided, the southern region is NO MAN'S LAND!
Steamboatwilly - February 25, 2010, 7:30 am
Makes no sense.

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